So You Want to Write a Novel



I know this video has gone viral and you've probably all seen it but I just had to post it for those who perchance have missed it. It's amazing how many people call me (yes, I've had folks call me) and pitch me their novel saying almost everything stated in this video word-for-word.

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  1. A.SilenusNovember 30, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    A. Silenus said:

    "I Have A Gun In My Car." Great title! I'm starting my novel tonight. Well, maybe tomorrow after breakfast. Or possibly next week. Or after the holidays when I have some spare time. Or...

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  2. MaureenNovember 30, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    My fav line... I have a gun in my car. Hee, hee.

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  3. DeniseDecember 1, 2010 at 6:58 AM

    I've watched this over and over. It's freaking hilarious! I have to agree that the "I have a gun in my car" line is priceless.

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  4. Tibby ArmstrongDecember 1, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    I'm picturing you with a pitchfork, Saritza! And it is awesome! *grin*

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